The Jingoistic States of Almighty Roosevelt is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 1.962 billion soft speakers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The deeelightful economy, worth 85.6 trillion Battleships a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,643 Battleships, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Theodore Roosevelt has just been declared ruler of Almighty Roosevelt in an international press conference, Protestantism has been named as Almighty Roosevelt's national religion, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Almighty Roosevelt's national animal is the Bull moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Almighty Roosevelt is ranked 245,398^th in the world and 8^th in Almighty Presidents for Largest Black Market, with 162 billion Standard Monetary Units.