The Democratic Republic of Almighty Jefferson is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big TJ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.678 billion Almighty Jeffersonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the room where it happened. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The thriving Almighty Jeffersonian economy, worth 97.6 trillion ANYTHING BUT HAMILTONS BANK NOTES a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 58,192 ANYTHING BUT HAMILTONS BANK NOTES, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, international tensions are high as Almighty Jefferson threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, Almighty Jefferson has designated the room where it happened as its capital city, and Big TJ has just been declared ruler of Almighty Jefferson in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Almighty Jefferson's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Almighty Jefferson is ranked 209,748^th in the world and 6^th in Almighty Presidents for Nudest, with 105.75 cheeks per square mile.