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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,527th Largest Retail Industry: 4,418th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,955th
The Team Ben and Jen of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Kells Babin
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Allishive

Population2.761 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderKells Babin
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAllishivic Ruble
AnimalSlav

The Team Ben and Jen of Allishive is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kells Babin with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.761 billion Allishiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Allishivic economy, worth 424 trillion Allishivic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,613 Allishivic Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,047 per year while the poor average 31,843, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allishive's national animal is the Slav, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Allishive is ranked 20,161st in the world and 130th in New Western Atlantic for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,527thLargest Retail Industry: 4,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,955thMost Influential: 5,365thLargest Black Market: 5,740thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,830thFattest Citizens: 6,067thMost Devout: 6,762ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,830thMost Efficient Economies: 9,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,937thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,609thHighest Average Incomes: 11,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,283rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,367th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allishive lodged a message on the New Western Atlantic Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Allishive lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Allishive lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Allishive lodged a message on the New Western Atlantic Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.

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