Population | 13.503 billion |
Capital | Teheran |
Leader | Shirin Dadgostar |
Faith | Zoroastrianism |
Currency | Dirac |
Animal | Lion |
The Imperial Persian State of Allied Iran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shirin Dadgostar with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.503 billion Persern have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teheran. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Persish economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion Diracs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 201,709 Diracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Allied Iran's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.
Allied Iran is ranked 175,696th in the world and 21st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Persern.
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Allied Iran, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
- : Allied Iran altered its national flag.