The Calisotan Republic of All Demodians is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Felix del Astolfo with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.269 billion Demodians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polinase. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The powerhouse Demodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,299 trillion Dems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 98,820 Dems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Demodians's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Demodians is ranked 21,865^th in the world and 1,487^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.23 law-abiding acts per hour.