Population | 14.459 billion |
Capital | Coprigadam |
Leader | Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Porpoise |
The Democratic Republic of All are Equal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barbara Flaherty with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.459 billion All are Equailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coprigadam. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient All are Equalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,794 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All are Equal's national animal is the Porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
All are Equal is ranked 73,357th in the world and 45th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 644.866601174 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in All are Equal, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.