The Cure of Alice Abernathy is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.403 billion zombies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong infected economy, worth 213 trillion virus samples a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,381 virus samples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,824 per year while the poor average 3,032, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alice Abernathy's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alice Abernathy is ranked 285,964^th in the world and 4,099^th in Ambition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.84 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.