The Constitutional Monarchy of Ali-Zebu Union is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jezrahla Shrazali with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.916 billion Ali-Zebu Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ali-Zebu. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The strong Ali-Zebu Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Zashtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,018 Zashtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ali-Zebu Union's national animal is the Giant Cave Hippo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ali-Zebu Union is ranked 145,686^th in the world and 3^rd in The Assembly of Sovereign Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.38 law-abiding acts per hour.