Population | 15.263 billion |
Capital | Alentis |
Leader | Baron Albany |
Faith | Cult of Dionysus |
Currency | gold quill |
Animal | leviathan |
The Maritime Empire of Alenshire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baron Albany with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.263 billion pirates enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alentis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient pirate economy, worth a remarkable 3,554 trillion gold quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 232,896 gold quills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,112,913 per year while the poor average 28,581, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.
In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest, the best defense is a good fence, and the internal market is thriving. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alenshire's national animal is the leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Dionysus.
Alenshire is ranked 144,218th in the world and 1st in The Capital Republic for Most Stationary, with 183.45687564308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the best defense is a good fence.
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest.
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, before Baron Albany all AI are equally undeserving of rights.
- : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Alenshire, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Baron Albany.