by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Gambling Industry: 673rdHighest Crime Rates: 748thMost Armed: 855th
The Maritime Empire of
Capitalizt
We Don’t Have to Dream!
Baron Albany
Influence
Hermit
Kaisernaut
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Alenshire

Population15.263 billion

CapitalAlentis
LeaderBaron Albany
FaithCult of Dionysus

Currencygold quill
Animalleviathan

The Maritime Empire of Alenshire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baron Albany with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.263 billion pirates enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alentis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient pirate economy, worth a remarkable 3,554 trillion gold quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 232,896 gold quills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,112,913 per year while the poor average 28,581, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest, the best defense is a good fence, and the internal market is thriving. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alenshire's national animal is the leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Dionysus.

Alenshire is ranked 144,218th in the world and 1st in The Capital Republic for Most Stationary, with 183.45687564308 days.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 673rdHighest Crime Rates: 748thMost Armed: 855thMost Avoided: 887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 930thLargest Retail Industry: 932ndFattest Citizens: 960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,019thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,253rdRudest Citizens: 1,349thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,094thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,949thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,395thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,273rdHighest Economic Output: 5,693rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,605thLargest Mining Sector: 10,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,142ndMost Inclusive: 12,590thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,285thMost Secular: 14,507thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,482ndSmartest Citizens: 17,959thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,165thMost Cultured: 20,184thHighest Drug Use: 24,332ndLargest Populations: 25,988thLargest Governments: 27,215th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, before Baron Albany all AI are equally undeserving of rights.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Baron Albany.

More...

Report