The Wonderful Empire of Aldonquia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Allah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.241 billion Aldonquians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vegia. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Aldonquian economy, worth 284 trillion Topeks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,050 Topeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and a man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldonquia's national animal is the Vegitarian Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aldonquia is ranked 249,886^th in the world and 3^rd in The Place of Refuge for Largest Black Market, with 142 billion Standard Monetary Units.