The Grant of Albiore is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Faustino Morricone with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.22 billion Albioreans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albacutta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Albiorean economy, worth 221 trillion livroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 68,794 livroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Albiore has designated Albacutta as its capital city, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, Faustino Morricone has just been declared ruler of Albiore in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Albiore's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Albiore's national animal is the electric blindfish and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Albiore is ranked 116,874^th in the world and 14^th in Grant for Most Patriotic, with 14.71 flags saluted per person per day.