The State of Alba Inglis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.638 billion Alba Inglisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Alba Inglisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 36,193 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,072 per year while the poor average 1,944, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, surveillance cameras are banned, and Alba Inglis has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alba Inglis's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alba Inglis is ranked 290,112^th in the world and 9^th in Halifax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 30.9 law-abiding acts per hour.