The Empire of Alaxanadria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alex with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.596 billion Alaxandrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alaxandrian economy, worth 632 trillion Alaxanadrian Levas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,623 Alaxanadrian Levas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Alaxandrians, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alaxanadria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Alaxanadria is ranked 93,445^th in the world and 76^th in United Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 24.35 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.