The Imperial state of Al zuro is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emporer Al Muhadi with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.08 billion Al zuroians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alzer. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Al zuroan economy, worth 368 trillion Zurian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,775 Zurian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Al zuroan ambassadors, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al zuro's national animal is the Zurian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alzerism.

Al zuro is ranked 204,434^th in the world and 6,182^nd in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.