The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al Mutwakkil is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yusef ibn Yasu al Barr with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.433 billion Mutwakkilites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of al Intisar. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mutwakkili economy, worth a remarkable 9,128 trillion Murhanzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,036 Murhanzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Emperor Yusef ibn Yasu al Barr to meetings with foreign heads of state, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Mutwakkili selfishness, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Al Mutwakkil's national animal is the leper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is greed.

Al Mutwakkil is ranked 332,969^th in the world and 3,483^rd in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 2.64 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.