The Kingdom of Ajakor is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 674 million Ajakorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yagustauch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ajakorian economy, worth 97.9 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,322 Rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 791,697 per year while the poor average 13,688, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ajakor's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ajakor is ranked 119,510^th in the world and 120^th in Covenant Shores for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,682.41 on the Hickory Productivity Index.