The Republic of Aisyri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Saoirse Ruairc with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.833 billion Aisyrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaerain. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aisyrian economy, worth 537 trillion saphirs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,174 saphirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aisyri's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saukenism.

Aisyri is ranked 6,934^th in the world and 176^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 124.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.