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Most Influential: 933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,730th
The Unified Electorates of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Terlite gide ure nore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population9.991 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Eleane Gifford


The Unified Electorates of Ainslie is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eleane Gifford with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.991 billion Ahnslens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnton. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ainsliean economy, worth 971 trillion Ahnsens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,222 Ahnsens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and Ahnslens believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ainslie's national animal is the Wallaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whindism.

Ainslie is ranked 8,786th in the world and 22nd in The Western Isles for Most Pacifist, with 135.37 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,794thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,008thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,622ndBest Weather: 4,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,724thMost Pacifist: 8,786thLowest Crime Rates: 8,799thMost Developed: 9,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,217thHealthiest Citizens: 9,877thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,440thMost Stationary: 10,797thLargest Governments: 11,345thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,175thSafest: 13,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,192ndSmartest Citizens: 16,890thMost Inclusive: 18,018thHighest Economic Output: 18,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,768thMost Efficient Economies: 21,387th
Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Average: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the region

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