The State of Ahura Masda is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.454 billion Ahura Masdans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The thriving Ahura Masdan economy, worth 893 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,774 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 103,172 per year while the poor average 8,569, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, elections have been outlawed, Ahura Masda has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ahura Masda in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ahura Masda's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ahura Masda is ranked 233,238^th in the world and 4^th in Yaounde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.61 law-abiding acts per hour.