The Free Land of Aha the Elation is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 293 million Masked 𝓕𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓼 enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Masked economy, worth 13.0 trillion 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,502 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is totally unknown. Aha the Elation's national animal is the Noblesse Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aha the Elation is ranked 298,624^th in the world and 18,558^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 271.11 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.