The Theocracy of Agostino Vallini is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Cardinal population. The hard-working, devout population of 10.288 billion Agostino Vallinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong Agostino Vallinian economy, worth 591 trillion Papal Sceptres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,495 Papal Sceptres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,637 per year while the poor average 14,588, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Agostino Vallini's national animal is the Cardinal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Agostino Vallini is ranked 264,563^rd in the world and 18,523^rd in Chicken overlords for Nudest, with 56.25 cheeks per square mile.