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The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

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Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AFTER GOING HARD IN THE PAINT VINNY's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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