The Republic of AFL is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 375 million AFLians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AFLian economy, worth 17.0 trillion ---s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,366 ---s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, patriots insist that size does matter, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AFL's national animal is the ---.

AFL is ranked 278,351^st in the world and 1^st in AFL for Largest Populations, with 375 million capita.