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Most Income Equality: 2,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,978thNicest Citizens: 19,436th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
Kiwtod, Afhonik, Nawtoggaet
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Afhonikkwn

Population9.217 billion

Faithan indigenous shamanic druidism

CurrencyGraken
AnimalPickerel

The Nomadic Peoples of Afhonikkwn is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.217 billion Afhonikkwnik are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Afhonikkwn economy, worth 129 trillion Grakens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 14,076 Grakens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, interest in globalism never flags, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afhonikkwn's national animal is the Pickerel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is an indigenous shamanic druidism.

Afhonikkwn is ranked 84,671st in the world and 875th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 553.09970157152 days.

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Most Income Equality: 2,749thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,978thNicest Citizens: 19,436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,938thMost Inclusive: 24,004th
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Most Income Equality: 85th in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 253rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 530th in the regionMost Extreme: 607th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 846th in the regionMost Stationary: 875th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Afhonikkwn's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Afhonikkwn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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