by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 226thLargest Black Market: 1,390th
The Free Green Zombie Paradise of
Left-wing Utopia
Your feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage
Civil Rights
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Population26.27 billion


CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Catbat

The Free Green Zombie Paradise of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loh with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 26.27 billion Aeolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,877 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,722 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Catbat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is KittenismŪ.

Aenglaland is ranked 216,566th in the world and 8,327th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.18 weapons per person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 226thLargest Black Market: 1,390thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,421stHighest Economic Output: 1,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,020thMost Influential: 2,059thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,669thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,885thBest Weather: 3,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,429thMost Efficient Economies: 3,450thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,810thLargest Populations: 4,002ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,218thHighest Average Incomes: 5,045thMost Developed: 6,224thSmartest Citizens: 6,248thHighest Food Quality: 6,422ndMost Inclusive: 6,900thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,112thMost Cultured: 8,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,464thNudest: 9,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,871stTop
Most Secular: 12,495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,502ndLargest Governments: 14,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,018thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,075thHealthiest Citizens: 16,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,194thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,770thMost Income Equality: 21,439thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,619th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionNudest: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 352nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 363rd in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 412th in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 490th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 533rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 542nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 547th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 574th in the regionMost Secular: 604th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 606th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 621st in the regionLargest Governments: 699th in the regionMost Influential: 718th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 796th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 852nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 919th in the region

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