The Great Kingdom of Adsuri is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.933 billion Adsurites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adsuria. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adsurian economy, worth 971 trillion donderoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,807 donderoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Adsuri's national animal is the adsurian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adsuri is ranked 300,957^th in the world and 1,267^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -305.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.