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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,911thLargest Black Market: 12,664th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Γνώθι Σ’αυτόν - Μολών Λαβέ
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Achaeansland

Population13.137 billion

CurrencyPhoenix
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Achaeansland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.137 billion Achaeanslandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Achaeanslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion Phoenixes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,847 Phoenixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, in pet stores nationwide Lions are growing in popularity, and Leader's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaeansland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Achaeansland is ranked 22,920th in the world and 6th in Earth Of Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,498.1439717428 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,911thLargest Black Market: 12,664thLargest Mining Sector: 13,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,690thTop
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Most Secular: 15,470thHighest Economic Output: 15,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,864thMost Stationary: 22,920thLowest Crime Rates: 22,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,858thMost Developed: 25,864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,973rdLargest Governments: 26,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,364thMost Efficient Economies: 28,131stMost Influential: 29,445th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, in pet stores nationwide Lions are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, the government spends millions of Phoenixes every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaeansland, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.

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