Population | 4.543 billion |
Capital | Accurate City |
Leader | Accurate Man |
Faith | Accuratism |
Currency | Accurate Dollars |
Animal | Accurate Animals |
The Accurate of Accurate Fun is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Accurate Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.543 billion Accurate Funians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Accurate City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Accurate Funian economy, worth 540 trillion Accurate Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,003 Accurate Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Accurate Fun's national animal is the Accurate Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Accuratism.
Accurate Fun is ranked 58,733rd in the world and 249th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,133.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Accurate Fun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Accurate Fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Accurate Fun, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.