The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 48.227 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 46,276 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 959,547 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 169,674^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Lands for Most Conservative, scoring 54.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.