The Failed Social Experiment of Absolutly Terrible is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Di Limon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.942 billion social experiments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient human economy, worth a remarkable 6,593 trillion fines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 552,142 fines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutly Terrible's national animal is the timber wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Militarism.

Absolutly Terrible is ranked 1,786^th in the world and 1^st in THE RANDOM REGION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.19 law-abiding acts per hour.