The Holy Dáxlamanista Isle of Abrillan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.264 billion Abrillans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilána. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Abrillanian economy, worth 704 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,026 Dáxlamic Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the newest shade developed by Abrillan's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abrillan's national animal is the Yellow Boxed Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Abrillan is ranked 92,203^rd in the world and 64^th in Declansburg for Most Authoritarian, with 989.61 milliStalins.