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Largest Agricultural Sector: 515thMost Cultured: 4,783rdMost Primitive: 5,052nd
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Father Knows Best State
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Abetton

Population6.625 billion

CapitalSauville
LeaderKing Latimer
FaithAbetton Polytheism

CurrencyAbetton florin
AnimalStallion

The Kingdom of Abetton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Latimer with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.625 billion Abettonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauville. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Abettonian economy, worth 834 trillion Abetton florins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 125,993 Abetton florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Abettonian Liberator", the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sauville to enjoy their national art, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Sauville. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abetton's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abetton Polytheism.

Abetton is ranked 220,724th in the world and 56th in Greater Dienstad for Fattest Citizens, with 9.01 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 515thTop
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Most Cultured: 4,783rdMost Primitive: 5,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,844thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,727thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,484thHighest Food Quality: 14,498thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,167thLowest Crime Rates: 20,114thLargest Black Market: 21,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 21,084thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,621stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,253rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,388thMost Influential: 25,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,700thMost Developed: 25,851st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abetton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Abetton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Abetton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Sauville.
  • : Abetton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sauville to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Abettonian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Abetton, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.

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