The Ethiopian Empire of Abessinienreich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Abebe Gebremariam with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.348 billion Ethiopias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The thriving Abessinienreichian economy, worth 261 trillion ETBS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,102 ETBS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,477 per year while the poor average 14,911, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church has been named as Abessinienreich's national religion, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the Abessinienreich Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Ethiopian Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church.

Abessinienreich is ranked 121,327^th in the world and 203^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.57 law-abiding acts per hour.