by Max Barry

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,389th
The Turkish Sultanate of
Capitalist Paradise
Ebedi Devlet
Civil Rights
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Population804 million


CurrencyTurkish lira
AnimalGray Wolf

The Turkish Sultanate of Abessinienreich is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 804 million Turkishes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The powerhouse Abessinienreichian economy, worth 65.4 trillion Turkish lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,319 Turkish lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,687 per year while the poor average 11,328, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abessinienreich is ranked 37,033rd in the world and 23rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,975.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,389thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,961st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the region

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