The Most Serene Republic of ABBA Dabba Doo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.877 billion ABBA Dabba Dooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped ABBA Dabba Dooan economy, worth 152 trillion synths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,381 synths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABBA Dabba Doo's national animal is the angsty lead singer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABBA Dabba Doo is ranked 50,165^th in the world and 11^th in Evergreen Battalion for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,445.62 on the Societal Mobility Rating.