The Republic of Aaaaciremmma is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 837 million Aaaaciremmmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acitamma. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The Aaaaciremmman economy, worth 47.0 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,132 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Aaaaciremmma has designated Acitamma as its capital city, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aaaaciremmma's national animal is the Orphans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaciremmma is ranked 241,819^th in the world and 3,989^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.