A Share of the Intel Corporation
Population | 5.74 billion |
Capital | Santa Clara |
Leader | Brie Larson |
Faith | Belieal -Lord of Pain |
Currency | US Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Financial Asset of A Share of the Intel Corporation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brie Larson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.74 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Clara. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Share of the Intel Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,922 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 509,108 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The diplomatic corps stinks, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime is totally unknown. A Share of the Intel Corporation's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belieal -Lord of Pain.
A Share of the Intel Corporation is ranked 291,705th in the world and 13th in The Financial District of New York for Nicest Citizens, with 1.34 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, the diplomatic corps stinks.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Share of the Intel Corporationian Liberator".
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, the 'sing-a-long with Brie Larson' album is a popular souvenir.
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A Share of the Intel Corporation, the SWAT team always rings twice.