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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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A baddon

Population38.496 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.496 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,727 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 330,608 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baddon successfully hosted the All under heaven Olympics, arbitration is mightier than the sword, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 150,874th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.43 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thMost Developed: 42ndHealthiest Citizens: 45thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdLargest Governments: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 71stLargest Welfare Programs: 101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113thLargest Populations: 116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151stSmartest Citizens: 161stMost Stationary: 169thMost Cultured: 189thHighest Economic Output: 246thMost Subsidized Industry: 263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 289thMost Beautiful Environments: 295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 369thBest Weather: 492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 526thMost Advanced Public Education: 670thMost Pacifist: 751stHighest Poor Incomes: 876thMost Secular: 1,157thHighest Average Incomes: 1,456thMost Inclusive: 2,247thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,058thMost Influential: 6,537thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,851stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,041st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, A baddon successfully hosted the All under heaven Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : A baddon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered baddonian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Mighty Fuhrer's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of baddonian democracy.

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