Population | 13.92 billion |
Currency | fakeer |
Animal | person |
The Republic of 9007 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.92 billion 9007ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 9007ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion fakeers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,613 fakeers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 9007's national animal is the person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
9007 is ranked 37,790th in the world and 20th in The United Reddit Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,208.1192962476 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 9007, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto 9007ian beaches.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in 9007, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.