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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,281stLargest Black Market: 2,303rd
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9007

Population13.92 billion

Currencyfakeer
Animalperson

The Republic of 9007 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.92 billion 9007ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 9007ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion fakeers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 189,613 fakeers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 9007's national animal is the person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

9007 is ranked 37,790th in the world and 20th in The United Reddit Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,208.1192962476 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,281stLargest Black Market: 2,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,928thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,725thMost Patriotic: 5,553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,465thMost Efficient Economies: 7,902ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,994thHighest Economic Output: 8,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,794thHighest Average Incomes: 11,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,572ndNudest: 12,643rdMost Devout: 13,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,618thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,552ndLargest Governments: 20,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,457thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,088thMost Influential: 27,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 27,803rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,897thLowest Crime Rates: 28,127thLargest Populations: 29,331st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9007, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto 9007ian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in 9007, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.

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