The Sultanate of 90065 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.894 billion 90065ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 90065ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,765 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,482 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90065's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90065 is ranked 19,494^th in the world and 377^th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,814.21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.