The Federation of 90064 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.934 billion 90064ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 90064ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,049 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90064's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
90064 is ranked 25,450th in the world and 265th in Home Sweet 9003 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,119.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
90064, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in 90064, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : 90064 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in 90064, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around 90064 City.
