The Empire of 90061 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.943 billion 90061ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient 90061ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,005 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90061's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90061 is ranked 3,546^th in the world and 163^rd in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Black Market, with 2,349 trillion Standard Monetary Units.