The Armed Republic of 90060 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.985 billion 90060ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient 90060ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,683 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,874 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 739,008 per year while the poor average 50,740, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90060's national animal is the 9003, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

90060 is ranked 36,478^th in the world and 402^nd in Home Sweet 9003 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,768.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.