The Commonwealth of 90059 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.94 billion 90059ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 90059ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,231 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90059's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90059 is ranked 3,888^th in the world and 192^nd in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Black Market, with 2,127 trillion Standard Monetary Units.