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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,902nd
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
9003
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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90047

Population3.94 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Armed Republic of 90047 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.94 billion 90047ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The all-consuming 90047ian economy, worth 433 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,975 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90047's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

90047 is ranked 210,186th in the world and 1,192nd in Big Farma for Rudest Citizens, with 22.77 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,934thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,902ndMost Devout: 8,230thLargest Black Market: 8,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,187thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,860thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,905th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 124th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 90047 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : 90047 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in 90047, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : 90047 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.

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