Population | 10.394 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Principality of 90045 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.394 billion 90045ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 90045ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,235 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,055 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around 90045 City, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90045's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90045 is ranked 12,006th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90045, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around 90045 City.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : 90045 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, endangered species are effective hostages against the 90045ian military.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in 90045, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.