by Max Barry

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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128thMost Avoided: 134th
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State
They're taking the friends to Gold town
The Zombie Goblin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population18.512 billion

LeaderThe Zombie Goblin

Currencygold bar

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.512 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,536 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,097 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute The Zombie Goblin's portrait, Human is one of the most popular forenames in 9003, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love The Zombie Goblin, and the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 244,920th in the world and 9,458th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -19.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 128thMost Avoided: 134thFattest Citizens: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 187thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 241stMost Ignorant Citizens: 298thMost Armed: 315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 454thLargest Insurance Industry: 495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thHighest Disposable Incomes: 671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 758thHighest Crime Rates: 850thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,315thMost Primitive: 1,511thHighest Economic Output: 1,739thLargest Retail Industry: 1,918thHighest Average Incomes: 2,104thTop
Most Devout: 2,515thLargest Black Market: 2,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,788thRudest Citizens: 4,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,301stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,576thNudest: 7,954thMost Influential: 8,203rdLargest Populations: 9,336thTop
Largest Governments: 14,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,848thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,510th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionMost Primitive: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157th in the regionRudest Citizens: 266th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 287th in the regionNudest: 304th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 749th in the region

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