The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.033 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,610 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 343,985 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,200,051 per year while the poor average 3,373, a ratio of 948 to 1.

Environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', and male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 294,227^th in the world and 6,434^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.96 law-abiding acts per hour.