The Join Lily of 71st Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.881 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 678 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,084 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Join Lily Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. 71st Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

71st Catgirl Division is ranked 156,145^th in the world and 3,994^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.5 law-abiding acts per hour.