The Republic of 69 reasons is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 405 million 69 reasonsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong 69 reasonsian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Golden Tigers a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,635 Golden Tigers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 407,964 per year while the poor average 1,599, a ratio of 255 to 1.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 69 reasons's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

69 reasons is ranked 63,061^st in the world and 3,018^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 19.5 Atheism Rate.