Population | 10.51 billion |
Capital | London Proper |
Leader | Edward VII |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Robin |
The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 Kingdoms of Britannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.51 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 279,636 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 Kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
5 Kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 17,764th in the world and 10th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : 5 Kingdoms of Britannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : 5 Kingdoms of Britannia lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
- : 5 Kingdoms of Britannia lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
- : 5 Kingdoms of Britannia lodged a message on the Saint Helene Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, visiting the best British restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.