The Puppet of 50cala is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 828 million 50calans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The strong 50calan economy, worth 29.4 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,537 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 50cala's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

50cala is ranked 184,678^th in the world and 24^th in Scarlett Card Company Inc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.62 law-abiding acts per hour.